Humortråden

Skriver her jeg, for det er jo heeeelt latterlig:

18:06: adio kjører inn på bensinstasjonen
18:06:50: adio går ut av bilen
18:07:01: adio hiver diesel-munnstykket ned i tanken
18:07:10: adio snur seg rundt for å hive kortet i maskinen og betale
18:07:12: En eller annen utlending åpner passasjerdøren til adio, tar mobilen og lukker igjen
18:10: adio oppdager at tlf er borte
...Mye frem og tilbake
18:40: adio får se på video hva som skjer..

HERREGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!
 
En av mine webfavoritter er E-mails from an Asshole (http://www.dontevenreply.com/)
Det er basically en kar som sender festlige henvendelser på annonser. Veldig underholdende.

Dette er en av de bedre:
Operation: Soccer Escort

Fantastisk side,
Disguised Weapons
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Fikk denne e-posten i dag, og må bare dele den med dere:

"Hello,

I hope this mail meet you and your family well?

This message is a very unusual one but bearing in mind my limitations I decided to contact you.

My name is Mrs. Catherine Wesley 87 years old, I am terminally ill with (cancer of the blood
Leukemia) and bed ridden. Having accepted my condition I decided to entrust some fund I have (US$
4.3 Million) deposited in Europe to either a philanthropic organization or devoted individual that
will utilize this money for charitable activities.

30% of the money is allocated to you, to ensure that you are prepared for the task; the balance 70%
of this money will be used by you in all sincerity to fund philanthropic organization, orphanages.

I am taking this decision because I don't have any child or devoted relations whose behavior has
left much to be desired and above all I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an
unGodly manner, hence my bold decision to contact you, a total stranger. Since my health is
regressing by the minute, you will have to tell me a little about yourself, because I got your
email address from the Internet.

With the information, I will make arrangement to prepare the Authorization through an Attorney for
you to get possession of the Deposit. I will give you the name and contact of the bank where the
money is lodged in Europe thereafter, so you can claim the funds.

Until I hear from you, I pray that this letter bring you and your family good tidings.

God be with you.

Mrs. Catherine W"

Ikke hver dag man får penger ut av det blå.... :D

Konto nr og alle personalia er selvfølgelig sendt og jeg venter nå på maaaaasssseee penger :D:D:D