Humortråden

Så flott! Har du tenkt ut noe godt filantropisk formål pengene skal brukes til? Gi nytt hjem og omsorg til gamle, slitne klokker for eksempel?

Kanskje ikke helt on topic, men på den første dagen med snø passer det å varme seg med denne siden: http://www.knickerpicker.com/home Plukk ut hvilket som helst plagg, velg modell, se henne bevege seg smilende rundt etter dine anvisninger. Nydelig. Selv om jeg godt kunne tenke meg noen flere instruksjonsknapper.
 
De fleste av dere har forhåpentligvis sett Old Spice sine reklamer, men hvis dere ikke har gjort det, er det bare å sette seg ned og nyte :)
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En norlænding kjøpte sæ ny sportsbil og va ute på veien å lufta nybil'n. Me
soltaket oppe og en lett bris i det som va igjen av painnluggen, bestemte
han sæ for å trø på litt.

Nåla gikk te 130, og plutselig så han blålys bak sæ. - "Purken tar ikkje
igjen den her bil'n", tenkt han og ga på. Da han kom opp i 160 blei han...
plutselig sveitt - ka i svarten e d æ hold på me..!?

Han stoppa i veikanten og en politimann kom over og spurte etter førerkort
og vognkort. "Det har vært en lang dag, æ e sliten, det e fredag den 13. og
æ har ikkje lyst på meir papirarbeid!" sei politimannen.

"Hvis du kan komme opp me ei god unnskyldning for ka du dreiv på me, som æ
ikkje har hørt før - ska du slæppe bot!"

Norlendingen tenkte sæ om et sekund og svarte: "Kjærringa mi stakk av me en
politimann i forrige vekka, og æ va redd det va dæ, og at du prøvde å
levere ho tebake!"

Ha ei fin hælg, sa politimannen og kjørte videre.

:D fikk denne på mail
 
Lesson for the day...

Fikk denne på mail idag.:)

Lesson for the Day

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Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass.

In the process, we end up in trouble.

And when you find yourself in trouble...

and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of..

there is one thing you should always remember...





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Not everyone who shows up

Is there to help you.
 
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en til morsom reklame :)
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Gates vs. GM

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.