God gammel vits sakset fra TZ-UK (på originalspråket av hensyn til våre yngre lesere):
The only way for a couple to enjoy an afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the flat
was to send him out on the balcony with a mars bar and tell him to report on the street activities.
He began: "Theres a car being towed away, Jason is on his skate board, the Wilsons are shagging..."
Startled his mum & dad sat up, dad asks "How do you know they're shagging?"
"Coz little Jimmy Wilson is on the balcony with a mars bar too..."
The only way for a couple to enjoy an afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the flat
was to send him out on the balcony with a mars bar and tell him to report on the street activities.
He began: "Theres a car being towed away, Jason is on his skate board, the Wilsons are shagging..."
Startled his mum & dad sat up, dad asks "How do you know they're shagging?"
"Coz little Jimmy Wilson is on the balcony with a mars bar too..."